Tears of My Opponents Candle

Some people play for fun. Some people play to win. This candle is for the second group.

Our “Smells Like the Tears of My Opponents” candle is the ultimate competitive gift — whether you dominate on the court, at the card table, on the track, or at game night.

The best part?
You can customize it with any sport or game.

Pickleball.
Tennis.
Rugby.
Track.
Mahjong.
Poker.
Cribbage.
Disc Golf.
Ju-Jitsu.
Bunco.
Debate.
UNO.
Gaming.

If you compete in it — we can put it on the candle.

Or keep it classic and leave it as the iconic
“Smells Like the Tears of My Opponents.”

✨ FULLY CUSTOMIZABLE

Add your sport or game right into the design:
• Smells Like the Tears of My Pickleball Opponents
• Smells Like the Tears of My Mahjong Opponents
• Smells Like the Tears of My Debate Opponents
• Or anything else you’d like

✨ SCENT OPTIONS

Choose your favorite scent from our drop-down menu to make it completely your own. Whether you want fresh, cozy, masculine, sweet, or seasonal — we’ve got you covered.

Because winning smells good.

And apparently… so do your opponents’ tears.

How to Order:
1. Select your size (4 oz, 8 oz, or 16 oz or 16 oz with box).
2. Choose your scent from our fragrance menu.
3. Add to cart and checkout — your order will be made fresh just for you!